Some quotes about men

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. -- Dennis Leary
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. -- Elayne Boosler
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. -- Madonna Dangerous Game (1993)
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. -- Jean Kerr
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks
-- Rita Rudner
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. -- Diana Jordan
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. -- Robin Williams
I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. -- Jean Harlow