Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Things to ponder

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?